i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie
statistics show, Germany is the least homophobic country in the world!
is this what having a penis is like
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’