Ain't no big cauliflower

psyducked:

I’m glad we’re asking the real questions here

psyducked:

I’m glad we’re asking the real questions here


unlikelywords:

If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. 

unlikelywords:

If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. 


dilfgod:

so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and

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lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook

lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook


helyon:

finally.

helyon:

finally.


comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard


only 2012 kids remember this
tourist: excuse me, could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual italian restaurant